Uggggggh. It’s like I’m a cop two weeks from retirement. 

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/20/2018 at 20:26 • Filed to: None

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I just want to live out my happy dipshit life, being me, a fairly happy dipshit. But yet . BUT YET. People can’t not be fuckers, and I have to use a life time of fuckertude to be a fucker. And it’s like, I don’t really get enjoyment out of being an asshole anymore, but sometimes people misinterpret that as “I can be a dick.” You cannot. I will crush you. I am the most unrelenting asshole you will ever meet, even though I don’t want to be.

Jesus Christ, I need a drink. 


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/20/2018 at 21:18

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this is why I’m glad I’m in my declining years, and that I was never dumb enough to have kids to leave in this cesspit. I hate people. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/20/2018 at 21:50

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The trick is to show just enough of your asshole side on occasion- and do it with FULL AUTHORITY when you do. Scare s ‘ em straight. 


Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > jimz
08/20/2018 at 22:07

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Okay, that was a great nostalgia clip.


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/21/2018 at 09:01

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I can’t believe you actually can be an asshole. Maybe you think you ought to be able, like it’s some kind of manly virtue, but it’s not really, and you oughtn’t and aren’t. The r eason I say that is because you’d enjoy it, like a pig in a mud hole, if you were .